Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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An evening of Valentine's Day.
A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!"
"Sorry, we are sold out..."
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?
When you open her legs, the lights go on.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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