Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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An evening of Valentine's Day.
A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!"
"Sorry, we are sold out..."
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?
When you open her legs, the lights go on.
How do you f*ck a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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