Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life.
The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood."
So god turned him into a maxi pad.
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A man walks into his bedroom after work and is surprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed.
After careful examination, he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains.
He rips open the blinds to find a naked man standing there.
"Who the hell are you?" he yells.
The naked guy replies, "I'm the moth inspector."
"Oh, yeah? What are you doing naked?"
He looks down and exclaims, "Oh my God, I'm too late!"
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain?
A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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