What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers? A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out '' I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table!'' The second boy goes in and is reaching for the money when the same thing happens again. The third boy goes in ,sees the five dollars and cries out,''I am the ghost of David Crockett and this five dollars goes in my pocket!''
Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? A: The Food!
Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.