How do you f*ck a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?
When you open her legs, the lights go on.
Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background.
Move all of their icons to the trash.
When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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Why is 69 afraid of 70?
Because they once had a fight and 71.
70 is a rumored cannibal but no can prove who 78
78 my ass