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Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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has 47.06 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: car, gay
Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men? Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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has 47.05 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: women
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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has 47.05 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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has 46.99 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I'm responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
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has 46.96 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: black people
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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has 46.90 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were atop a 5 story building when a genie appeared and told them to run to the edge, jump off, and name anything they want to become. the brunette ran, jumped off, and said butterfly, the redhead ran jumped and said eagle, the blonde ran tripped over the edge and said "ah shit!"
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde, genie, ginger
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, internet, medical, technology
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
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