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A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
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has 46.97 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: racist
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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has 46.96 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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has 46.90 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, death, little Johnny, stupid
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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has 46.90 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, sex, time
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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has 46.90 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
During a conversation regarding new potential Johny's job: "Johny, tell us and what is your weak feature?" Johny: "Openness!" Interviewer: "But the openness isn't a weak feature!" Johny: "Ok, but I fuck what you think!"
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, vulgar, work
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, internet, medical, technology
Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons: A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man. The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?" The busman says: "Yes, why not?" He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them. This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman: "Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full." The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, dentist, disgusting, food
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