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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
During a conversation regarding new potential Johny's job: "Johny, tell us and what is your weak feature?" Johny: "Openness!" Interviewer: "But the openness isn't a weak feature!" Johny: "Ok, but I fuck what you think!"
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons: A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man. The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?" The busman says: "Yes, why not?" He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them. This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman: "Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full." The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."