Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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An evening of Valentine's Day.
A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!"
"Sorry, we are sold out..."
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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How do you f*ck a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?
When you open her legs, the lights go on.
Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists.
He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY.
Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him:
You have written your wife name too?
No, I'm responsible for the tourists.
So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
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