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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 47.06 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, holiday
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: kids, mean, political, ugly, women
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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What's the only thing white girls swallow? Starbucks.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men? Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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has 47.05 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: women
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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has 47.05 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
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has 46.97 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: cop, mexican, racist
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
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has 46.96 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
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