"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life.
The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood."
So god turned him into a maxi pad.
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Q: In which room we cannot live?
A: Mushroom.
What's grosser than gross?
Ten babies in one mail box.
What's grosser than that?
One baby in ten mailboxes.
What's grosser than that?
Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.
What's grosser than that?
A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.
What's grosser than that?
A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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A father tells his son to stop jacking off.
"You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says.
The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."
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Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.