Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
A man with pain on his right knee consulted his doctor. Doctor said: "It is nothing to worry about. It is due to old age." Patient: "The left knee is of the same age. But how is it that leg does not pain?"
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.