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Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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has 46.86 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black people
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, travel, Yo mama
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 46.77 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Father: "You've got 4 D's and a C on your report." Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject..."
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: kids
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, geek, Halloween, IT, programmer
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
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