Best jokes ever

Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
A man with pain on his right knee consulted his doctor. Doctor said: "It is nothing to worry about. It is due to old age." Patient: "The left knee is of the same age. But how is it that leg does not pain?"
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, old people
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, food
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, music
<<<1011101210131014
More jokes →
Page 1011 of 1428.