If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Q: Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss ?
A: He elected to receive.
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have."
Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger in the house.
So I did - the middle one.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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