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So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer. At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
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Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men? Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Q: Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss ? A: He elected to receive.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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