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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Q: Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss ? A: He elected to receive.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have." Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
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This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger in the house. So I did - the middle one.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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