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"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life. The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood." So god turned him into a maxi pad.
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Q: In which room we cannot live? A: Mushroom.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kids
What's grosser than gross? Ten babies in one mail box. What's grosser than that? One baby in ten mailboxes. What's grosser than that? Biting into a pickle and finding a vein. What's grosser than that? A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor. What's grosser than that? A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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has 46.86 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
A father tells his son to stop jacking off. "You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says. The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."
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has 46.83 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dad, family, health, masturbation
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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