Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Q: In which room we cannot live?
A: Mushroom.
What's grosser than gross?
Ten babies in one mail box.
What's grosser than that?
One baby in ten mailboxes.
What's grosser than that?
Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.
What's grosser than that?
A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.
What's grosser than that?
A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
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A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T
hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Prostitute 1: Tonight's my night I can smell c**k in the air.
Prostitute 2: Oh, sorry. I burped.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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