Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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A man with pain on his right knee consulted his doctor.
Doctor said: "It is nothing to worry about. It is due to old age."
Patient: "The left knee is of the same age. But how is it that leg does not pain?"
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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How do you shoot a great white shark?
Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
Why did the whale like the diver?
Because he had flippers.
Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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