Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp?
The kids come back.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Father: "You've got 4 D's and a C on your report."
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject..."
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it.
After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.
After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.
She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.