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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, communication
How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.
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Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
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A man with pain on his right knee consulted his doctor. Doctor said: "It is nothing to worry about. It is due to old age." Patient: "The left knee is of the same age. But how is it that leg does not pain?"
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, old people
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
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Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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