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What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
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A mink in the wardrobe often leads to a wolf at the door.
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Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
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Why is Cinderella such a bad football player? Because she has a pumpkin for a coach and she ran away from the ball.
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After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."
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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
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What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache? A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.
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