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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
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Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
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A stewardess approaches a passenger on a flight. ‘Would you care for an orange juice, sir?’ The passenger replies, ‘Sure, if it needed me.’
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A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car's radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner." No one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off the corner!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled glances in his direction. Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," replied the veteran, "especially since this is a bus stop."
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
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What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
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