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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
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Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’
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While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68! 68??? What's that? You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
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Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
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Johnny Walks in his parents room finding his dad with his dick in his mom's pussy. Johnny asks his dad " Can realatives Have babies if they fuck?" "Of course not johnny" his dad replied. the very next day johnny was his room stuffing his dick in his 14 year old's pussy and humping her. "ohhhhh Johnny! Fuck Me Harder!" his sister yelled. I am! johnny said. then his sister gave johnny a blowjob to make his dick bigger. "Now I Can Fuck Better!" said Little Johnny. Then Johnny Fucked His Sister How He Saw His Dad Doing To His Mom. Then his parents came into his room and his mom saw his huge cock and said "Johnny That Sure Is Big! "Well Your Next Mom!" Johnny replied
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Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
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Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
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