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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.
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Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear? Data transfer.
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An old man asks a blond: If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help? If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
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Blonde Overdue A blonde goes into a library and cheerfully says, "Hi! I'm here to see the doctor!" In a stern, but hushed voice, the librarian says, "Miss, this is a library." So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor.
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A junior partner in a law firm is sent to represent a client accused of murder. After a long trial, the case is won and the client acquitted. The young lawyer telegraphs his firm with the message, ‘Justice prevailed’. The senior partner telegraphs back, ‘Appeal immediately’.
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If it wasn’t for lawyers, we wouldn’t need them.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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