You said it was a great horse and it is.
It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered?
Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
Lawyer: ‘Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly?
Did you steal the car?’
Client: ‘After hearing you in court, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.’
How do you confuse a blonde?
You don’t, they’re born that way!
He’s donating his body to science.
And he’s preserving it in alcohol until they can use it.
They said the baby looked like me.
Until they turned him the right way up.
Q: What is red and black?
A: A sunburnt zebra.