What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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You said it was a great horse and it is.
It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job?
A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
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"How are your hemorrhoids?"
"Swell."
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Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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