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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
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Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
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What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.
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Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
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