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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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If you don't know who your father is, odds are it's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
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A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink rapidly. “Is everything okay, pal?”, the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn’t talking to me for a month!”. Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, “Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet?” “Yeah. But today is the last day”.
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Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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