Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left.
Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall?
A: Captain's log.
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch person.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?
A: I don’t know.
I didn’t think sheep could knit!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not.
Now shut up and comb your face."
