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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
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Why is marriage a three-ring circus? First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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Husband to wife: ‘Put your coat on, I’m going to the pub.’ Wife: ‘Oh that’s nice, are you taking me for a drink?’ Husband: ‘No, I’m turning the heating off.’
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Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
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