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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
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Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
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Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't? A: A belly button between her boobs.
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What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.
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Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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