Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Because all the fans have left.
Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall?
A: Captain's log.
Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't?
A: A belly button between her boobs.
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What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch person.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?
A: I don’t know.
I didn’t think sheep could knit!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
