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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...  He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
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Why is marriage a three-ring circus? First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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Husband to wife: ‘Put your coat on, I’m going to the pub.’ Wife: ‘Oh that’s nice, are you taking me for a drink?’ Husband: ‘No, I’m turning the heating off.’
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Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
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