Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
How come the women loves the PC? It’s easier to turn on!
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra. Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”