When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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