When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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