When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.