When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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