When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.