Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
How is a soyburger like a dildo? They're both substitutes for meat.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!