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What has four legs but can't walk? A chair.
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This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. "You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked." "'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.
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Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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Life’s a bitch, and then you’re reincarnated.
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What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man? Answer: “Lazy.”
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You WILL be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
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Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
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How do you caculate the population of Russia? You roll a bottle of vodka down the street.
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