Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Q:How does a bear start a race? A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit
My sex life isn’t dead, but the buzzards are circling.
Question: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Answer: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."