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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
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What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
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has 42.24 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black people
The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: sex
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