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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
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Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.
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We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
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Q:How does a bear start a race? A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
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Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit
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My sex life isn’t dead, but the buzzards are circling.
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Question: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Answer: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
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Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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