Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America?
A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay?
A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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How is a soyburger like a dildo?
They're both substitutes for meat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
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