What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying.
Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby.
I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me $10?'
'But I only have $8,' his friend replied.
That's OK, you can always owe me the other $2!
Q: How did the sand get wet?
A: The sea weed!
To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.