For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR.
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
Discussion between two future lawyers:
I don’t understand why they rejected me!
I told them that I want to be a lawyer because I respect the law, that I’d give my life for the Constitution and that I want justice for my clients.
What did you tell them?
I told them that I want to be a lawyer because of my hands!
You’re hands?
What do you mean?
Well, I looked in my hands and there were no money...
Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away.
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
A month later he was picking his teeth.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Q: Why does a dog lick himself?
A: He can't make a fist.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.