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What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying. Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby. I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting, wife
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me $10?' 'But I only have $8,' his friend replied. That's OK, you can always owe me the other $2!
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: kids, weed
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids
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