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A blonde, who had just dyed her hair, went to the hospital because her whole body hurt. She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt. The doctor told her to demonstrate. She touched her nose and it hurt. She touched her stomach and it hurt. The doctor asked her if she was a blonde and she said yes. "Look Here Lady, your finger is broken!"
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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What's grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall. What's grosser than that? When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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