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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beauty, geek, IT, women
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Do you squat here often?
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym
Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: kids, weed
What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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