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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
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When President Roosevelt dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, he did so only because it was more human then sending Chuck Norris.
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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
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