Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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When President Roosevelt dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, he did so only because it was more human then sending Chuck Norris.
Why did the little girl fall off of her bike?
Because she didn't have any arms.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Q: Why does a dog lick himself?
A: He can't make a fist.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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What's a rabbits favorite song?
"Hoppy Birthday to You."
How do you hire a teddy bear?
Put him on stilts.