What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.