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What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
When President Roosevelt dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, he did so only because it was more human then sending Chuck Norris.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: cop
Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dentist, time
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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