If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68!
68???
What's that?
You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.