Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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A blonde, who had just dyed her hair, went to the hospital because her whole body hurt.
She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt.
The doctor told her to demonstrate.
She touched her nose and it hurt.
She touched her stomach and it hurt.
The doctor asked her if she was a blonde and she said yes.
"Look Here Lady, your finger is broken!"
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Marriage is love.
Love is blind.
Marriage is an institution.
Therefore: marriage is an institution for the blind.
What do you call a blonde with a brain?
A golden retriever.
Handy hint: Feed your baby onions so you can find it in the dark.
An old man and his wife are having their first argument after many years of marriage.
He says, ‘When we got married, you promised to love, honour and obey!’
‘I know,’ replies his wife. ‘But I didn’t want to start an argument in front of all those people.’