Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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