Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Marriage is love.
Love is blind.
Marriage is an institution.
Therefore: marriage is an institution for the blind.
What do you call a blonde with a brain?
A golden retriever.
Handy hint: Feed your baby onions so you can find it in the dark.