Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
A man is on his deathbed. ‘Grant me one last wish, my dear,’ he gasps pitifully to his wife. ‘Six months after I die I want you to marry Joe.’ ‘But I thought you hated Joe,’ says his wife. ‘I do,’ says the man.
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.
Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.