Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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A man went into a bar in a high rise.
He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out.
He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.
As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more.
Finally the man asked if he could have a pill.
The flier said it was his last one.
The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars.
The man said that it was all he had on him.
The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar.
The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death.
The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, “You sure are mean when you’re drunk, Superman.
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Marriage is love.
Love is blind.
Marriage is an institution.
Therefore: marriage is an institution for the blind.
What do you call a blonde with a brain?
A golden retriever.
Handy hint: Feed your baby onions so you can find it in the dark.
An old man and his wife are having their first argument after many years of marriage.
He says, ‘When we got married, you promised to love, honour and obey!’
‘I know,’ replies his wife. ‘But I didn’t want to start an argument in front of all those people.’