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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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has 41.51 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug, racist
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
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has 41.47 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black people, school
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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has 41.45 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: black people
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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has 41.45 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, political, racist, work
Q: Why are most democrats black A: Black people are idiots.
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has 41.44 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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has 41.41 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, Thanksgiving
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, women
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
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