Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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What did God say when he created the first nigger?
Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
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A man is on his deathbed.
‘Grant me one last wish, my dear,’ he gasps pitifully to his wife.
‘Six months after I die I want you to marry Joe.’
‘But I thought you hated Joe,’ says his wife.
‘I do,’ says the man.
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.
The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.