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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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A Kentuckian entered the US Army and was in his first week of basic training. He lived in the back hills and was not used to the modern amenities. On the first day, he was issued a comb. On the second day they sent him to the barber to cut off his hair. On the third day he was issued a toothbrush and toothpaste. On the fourth day he was sent to the dentist and they pulled ten of his teeth. On the fifth day he was issued an athletic supporter. On the sixth day he went AWOL.
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Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
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Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
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Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
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