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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
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Patient: "Doctor, I have to ask a personal question, if you don’t mind. Why do you charge fees much lower than other doctors?" Doctor: "You see, I am not a M.B.B.S. I am only a B.Sc."
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How do you caculate the population of Russia? You roll a bottle of vodka down the street.
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A friend of mine often tells to his wife: "It is better to be loved and almost the only one rather than to be the only one and almost loved…"
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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