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How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want no vacaine because I’m in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You’re certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, husband, women
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says ‘chew chew chew’.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: school
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. “The only consolation I can find in these awful grades,” lamented the father, “is that I know he never cheated during his exams.”
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I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, flirt, sex
The fastest dialog in the world: (WC door is opening) Man inside: Heyyy! Man outside: Sorryyy!
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: life
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, love
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, Yo mama
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