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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!
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Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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