Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.