Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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