Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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