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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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