Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.