Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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