Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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