Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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