Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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