Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?
A: TWERKY!
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When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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In what state will you find the most cows?
Moo York.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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