Three men stranded on an island.
They were walking across the sand when they came across a magic lamp; they rubbed the lamp and out came a genie.
The genie said "you have three wishes but make it quick."
So they thought about what they were going to wish for.
The one man said, "I wish I was at home with my family."
So the genie said your wish is my command, and he was gone, then the second man said
"I wish I was in the pub with my mates."
So he was gone.
The last man said, "I am lonely and I want my friends back."
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I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?
A: TWERKY!
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When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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