Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
The following conversation took place in school.
Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve."
Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes."
Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked.
I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.
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Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time.
Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina."
Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."
Q: How do Asians name their babies?
A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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