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Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 39.85 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked. I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: sex
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 39.81 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time. Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina." Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."
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has 39.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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has 39.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
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