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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
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The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, religious, school, teacher
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked. I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: sex
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time. Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina." Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."
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has 39.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 39.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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