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Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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