Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.