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Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, men, wife
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: women
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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