Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Q:How do you find a man in a bar who is sensitive, caring and good looking?
A:He's nursing a Mike's Hard Lemonade and is acting super super gay!
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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