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Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
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how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
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Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
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What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.
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Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
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Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
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I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped. Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
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Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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A bra and a set of jumper leads walked into a bar and asked for two tui's the bar man said"sorry i cant serve you." the bra and jumper leads answered back"why not" the bar man said"your off your tits and you lock like your about to start something".
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