Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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