Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Q:How do you find a man in a bar who is sensitive, caring and good looking?
A:He's nursing a Mike's Hard Lemonade and is acting super super gay!
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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I like a big, strong, hardworking man, a man who wakes up early in the morning eager to work hard.
I'm talking day-in and day-out just working and sweating and sweating and working, and when it's all over, he showers and goes to his job.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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