Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.
Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped. Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
A bra and a set of jumper leads walked into a bar and asked for two tui's the bar man said"sorry i cant serve you." the bra and jumper leads answered back"why not" the bar man said"your off your tits and you lock like your about to start something".