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James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
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What kind of car does a rabbit drive? A furrari.
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The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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