How are crayons like people?
No one likes the white ones.
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion?
A member of crimestoppers of america.
A woman is divorcing her husband on the grounds of cruelty.
His organ is so large it hurts her to have sex.
After she has explained her problem to a lawyer, he tells her that he’ll file her petition.
‘Stuff that!’ says the woman.
‘Why can’t you go round and sandpaper his down a bit.’
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant.
I have a regression joke, but it sounds quite mean.
I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience.
I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it.
I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is.
I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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