I thought I told you to lose weight. Says the coach. What happened to your three week diet that I told you to keep? Well, I finished it in three days!
How do you entertain a blonde? tell her to find a corner in a circle room
Three blondes enter a bar. They are happy, dancing and singing. The barman asks them: What are you girls celebrating? We just finished a puzzle that took us tree months to finish. So? The barman asks. On the box wrought 2-4 years!
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad!
What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!
Q: What creature has more lives than a cat? A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? (A bear-faced lyre!)
Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
I’m a very giving lover – I give Green Shield Stamps.
A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"