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What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole? You swerve to miss a pothole!
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has 39.62 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money.
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has 39.62 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: money, women
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
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has 39.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black people, blonde, genie, love, money
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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has 39.56 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, money, racist
Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
If you want to know God’s opinion of money just look at the people He gave it to.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: money
An old man and his wife are having their first argument after many years of marriage. He says, ‘When we got married, you promised to love, honour and obey!’ ‘I know,’ replies his wife. ‘But I didn’t want to start an argument in front of all those people.’
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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