Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
There a ventriloquist telling blond joke . A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know." The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted, without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager, runs out to unplug the horse.
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"