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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, kids
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal
Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: April fools, office
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, life
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, sport
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake? A: A jump rope!
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
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