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Are you free on Sunday? The director asks his secretary. Yes, sir. Then, please, use this day to rest a bit, so you won’t be late at work on Monday.
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What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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has 38.48 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 38.48 % from 383 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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has 38.46 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black people
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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has 38.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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