How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q: What do the World Series and bears on birth control have in common? A: No Cubs
The frustrated golfer drove over the river and threw the woods. Swimming
One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the road.' 'Why don't you look for it there?' 'Because the light's better here!'
Q: What do you call 24 sorority girls walking down the street? A: A case of Schlitz.
How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You hang up a bingo sign!
Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball. After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something glistening in the leaves. As he drew nearer, he discovered that it was an eight iron in hands of a skeleton! Joe immediately called out to his friend, "Jack, I've got trouble down here!" "What's the matter?" Jack asked from the edge of the ravine. "Bring me my wedge," Joe shouted. "You can't get out of here with an eight iron!"
The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. "Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?" inquired the officer. "Mister," exclaimed the telephone lineman, "I was at the top of the pole!"
How come the lawyer got underground only by his neck? It was not enough sand...
Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.