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A farmer was bragging. "I've got 350 sheep." "That's a lot of sheep," said another farmer. "And I've got 500 chickens," bragged the farmer. "That's a lot of chickens," answered the second farmer. "And 40 bulls," added the farmer. The other farmer replied, "Boy! That IS a lot of bull."
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I like a big, strong, hardworking man, a man who wakes up early in the morning eager to work hard. I'm talking day-in and day-out just working and sweating and sweating and working, and when it's all over, he showers and goes to his job.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: marriage, work
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Yo mama
Q: Why did the boy come first in the 100 metre sprint? A: He had athlete's foot.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
The bartender looks a little worried, but asks him what would he like. "A cup of boiled water please" "Water? I thought you guys drank blood" "Today I was in the mood for tea", says the vampire while taking out a tampon.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: bartender, disgusting
Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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has 39.60 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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has 39.55 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, money, racist
How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, military
A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad. "You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble." "What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake." "I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: college, dad, money
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