How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t, they’re born that way!
The Australian rugby team is being driven through Dublin. The driver shouts out, ‘And if you look to your left you’ll see we’re going past the biggest pub in the city.’ A voice from the back shouts, ‘Why?’
Our baby looks just like me. But that’s OK, as long as he’s healthy.
What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film? A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia? A cancelled Czech!
What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. What's even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.