Are you free on Sunday?
The director asks his secretary.
Yes, sir.
Then, please, use this day to rest a bit, so you won’t be late at work on Monday.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.