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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake? A: A jump rope!
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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has 39.37 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, racist, terrorist
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
A patient comes to a doctor, who asks him: - Do you smoke? - No. - Do you drink? - No. - Do you eat fast food? - No. - Don't worry, I'll find something anyways...
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, doctor, life
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
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