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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull.
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What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake? A: A jump rope!
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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has 39.37 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, racist, terrorist
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
A patient comes to a doctor, who asks him: - Do you smoke? - No. - Do you drink? - No. - Do you eat fast food? - No. - Don't worry, I'll find something anyways...
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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