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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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has 39.18 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: racist
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
My mother in law is so ugly that her face is like a masturbated dick!
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has 39.12 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, mother in law, ugly
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
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has 39.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
Q: What's worse than holocaust? A: 6M Jews.
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has 39.02 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
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