Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull.
What do rabbits put in their computers?
Hoppy disks.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
A blonde asks a bypasser:
Excuse me, would you tell me where the other side of the road is?
It's on the other side.
Strange.. When I was on the other side, people told me it's here...
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then they marry him.
They are a fastidious couple.
She’s fast and he’s hideous.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Vote:
Always talk to your wife when you’re making love – assuming there’s a phone handy.