Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ!
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Vote:
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull.
What do rabbits put in their computers?
Hoppy disks.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
A blonde asks a bypasser:
Excuse me, would you tell me where the other side of the road is?
It's on the other side.
Strange.. When I was on the other side, people told me it's here...
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then they marry him.