Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ!
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then they marry him.
They are a fastidious couple.
She’s fast and he’s hideous.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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Always talk to your wife when you’re making love – assuming there’s a phone handy.
Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games?
A: Because there's not a fan in the place.