What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull.
What do rabbits put in their computers?
Hoppy disks.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then they marry him.
They are a fastidious couple.
She’s fast and he’s hideous.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Vote:
Always talk to your wife when you’re making love – assuming there’s a phone handy.
Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games?
A: Because there's not a fan in the place.