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A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. "If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her. The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."
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I'm a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I get.
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The Dilbert Principle: The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: Management.
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Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween? A: On blood vessels.
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Q: Why can't skeletons play music at a church? A: They have no organs.
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Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
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My boss doesn't believe money equals happiness. So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac.
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At a Barrack, the commander calls the captain: "Take as many soldiers you need and start building additional toilets. The number of the people in need has increased!" "I would suggest, sir, instead of building more toilets, maybe we should hire a new cook!"
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The teacher asked Johnny, "What is sex?" Johnny stood up and said: "Sex is a temptation caused my a sensation where a boy sticks his location into a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation" The teacher stared at him and fainted.
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