Q: When does a cub become a boy scout?
A: When he eats his first Brownie. 
Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a cat.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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