Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.