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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, life
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, life
There are three 6th grade girls: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Which one has the biggest tits? The blonde....she's 18.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger, school
What’s the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a ‘quickie’ but you do it yourself.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: sex
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, money
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 39.13 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dead baby
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
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has 39.13 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 39.13 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
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