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What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room.
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How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
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What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel. Sad she was, thinking...damn I will stumble again...!
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What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible!
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Why can’t elephants go on the beach? Because they can’t keep there trunks up.
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.
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Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers? A: Yes sir, with my life.
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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!
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