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Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!
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has 39.25 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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has 39.25 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, phone
Question: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: beer, women
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: women
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, travel
Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: cat, disgusting
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
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