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Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: women
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, travel
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, phone
Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: cat, disgusting
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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