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How fast can a women drive? 68 mph. If she hits 69, she flips over and blows a rod.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dating, dentist, work
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Yo mama so stupid, she went to a garage sale to buy a garage
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: game, kids
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