Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Question: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.