How fast can a women drive? 68 mph. If she hits 69, she flips over and blows a rod.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
Yo mama so stupid, she went to a garage sale to buy a garage