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A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground. The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?" "Yes." "Did you hit her with that golf club?" "Yes. Yes, I did," the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head. "How many times did you hit her?" "I don't know. Five...six ...put me down for a five."
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: cop, wife
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 38.90 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
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has 38.75 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: racist
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Q: What does it look like when you microwave a baby? A: I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: military
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: racist
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