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Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 39.30 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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has 39.25 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 39.24 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sex, women
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, travel
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: women
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
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