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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
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Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A: Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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