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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 38.18 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 38.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
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has 38.08 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency? A: At least two!
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has 38.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: democrat, political, republican
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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has 38.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog, racist
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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has 38.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
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has 38.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: school
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