In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency? A: At least two!
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.