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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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