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Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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has 37.88 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
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has 37.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, health
I bought a Jewish sports car. Not only will it stop on a dime, it will pick it up too. I've heard they're gas guzzlers though.
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has 37.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, money
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 37.83 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency? A: At least two!
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has 37.83 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: democrat, political, republican
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, "There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything." After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same. After hesitating, they all did it. "Next," the professor said, "you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger."
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has 37.83 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: school, science, student, teacher
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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has 37.75 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral, hospital
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 37.69 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
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