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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A: Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 37.92 % from 356 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
I would make a Sodium joke But Na
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