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Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
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One day a Viking named Leif returned after a long sea voyage and found that during his absence his name had been removed from the town register. He sent his wife to the town hall make a complaint to the mayor. "I’m sorry," said the mayor, "I must have taken Leif off my census."
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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