Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
One day a Viking named Leif returned after a long sea voyage and found that during his absence his name had been removed from the town register.
He sent his wife to the town hall make a complaint to the mayor.
"I’m sorry," said the mayor, "I must have taken Leif off my census."
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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What's black, smells and has 17 tits?
The bin bags outside the breast cancer ward.
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