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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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has 38.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, life
‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’ ‘Of course. What else could it be?’
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, fish, husband
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, terrorist
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