Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’
‘Of course.
What else could it be?’
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Q: Do you know what 69 is?
A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her?
A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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Q: Where did OP go in the explosion?
A: Everywhere.
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