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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: school
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: management, stupid, time, ugly, Yo mama
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
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