Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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What's black, smells and has 17 tits?
The bin bags outside the breast cancer ward.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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