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If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly guy who's out constantly getting high, then I'm dumped suicide is not one of my thoughts. I'm thinking maybe homicide.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship, time
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: computer, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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