What do computers do when they get hungry?
They eat chips!
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night?
A: Pastor Bedtime.
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Why do bears have fur coats?
(Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion?
A: Everywhere.
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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.