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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: insulting, racist, stupid, white people, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor
They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a paper where it said: "Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am." The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 o'clock. Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying: "Wake up, it's 6 o'clock!"
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: marriage, time
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
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What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? (A panda bear rolling down a hill!)
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
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