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Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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A bloke walks into a pub and sees Van Gogh standing at the bar. ‘Hi Van, can I get you a drink?’ ‘No, thanks, I got one ear.’
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Windows: Artificial Intelligence!
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I've got something you can take up the chain.
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This is a visual joke. Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have? A palestinian waiting for the bus.
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What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
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Football match Romania – Russia. Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia: “You’ve won! Stop. Congratulations! Stop. Oil! Stop. Gas! Stop...
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How is a blond with makeup called? Simpleminded picture.
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What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
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How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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