Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin!