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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
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Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
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Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw.
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Is your goalmouth open? High five!
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Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
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Harry’s so cheap, he didn’t buy his wife a pearl necklace, he got her a length of string and told her to start a collection.
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Our family was so poor our Christmas dinner was the leftovers from our last Christmas dinner.
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What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree? A nigger less on the earth. But when two niggers climb up into a tree? Two niggers less on the earth. But when tree niggers climb up into a tree? The branch breaks!
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