Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt.
This parrot was a very nasty parrot.
It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer.
The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped.
George thought to himself, “On no! I froze my aunt’s bird to death.”
He opened the door and saw the bird alive!
The bird said, “I’m sorry for my behaviour and will never act up again.
George said, “Why the change?”
The bird answered, “Because I saw what you did to the other bird."
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, “Those are deer tracks.”
The second blonde said, “No those are elk tracks.”
The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.”
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
Emma: So, what kind of tracks were they?
A man who recently had a sex-change operation was talking to his former
buddies at work about the operation.
"Was it painful?" someone asked.
"Well,"she said.
"There was one part that was extremely painful."
"I bet I know what
part was so painful," someone else said.
"I bet it was when they cut off your
balls," they said.
"No," she said.
"I was heavily sedated and didn't feel a
thing."
"Then it must have been when they cut off your pecker," another
person offered.
"No," she said.
"I was sedated then too, and didn't feel
anything."
"Then what part of the operation was so painful?"
They wanted to
know.
"Well," she said.
"After they were done cutting, they stuck a straw in
my ear and sucked out half of my brains."
What do you say to a virgin?
Thanks for nothing!