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Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: family, relationship, Yo mama
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
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has 38.15 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: baby, sex, ugly
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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has 38.15 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
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has 38.14 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black humor
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
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has 38.04 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black people, parrot
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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has 38.03 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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has 38.01 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 38.01 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin!
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has 38.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
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