Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw.
Is your goalmouth open? High five!
Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
Harry’s so cheap, he didn’t buy his wife a pearl necklace, he got her a length of string and told her to start a collection.
Our family was so poor our Christmas dinner was the leftovers from our last Christmas dinner.
What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree? A nigger less on the earth. But when two niggers climb up into a tree? Two niggers less on the earth. But when tree niggers climb up into a tree? The branch breaks!