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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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has 37.63 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 37.61 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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has 37.61 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!! Drew: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: kids
There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line. So the tortoise is still the champion of the race. So remember this you snooze you loose!
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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