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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, "Are you two an item?"
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked the bartender for a glass of hot water. The bartender asked what for, because everyone else was drinking blood. The vampire pulled out a bloody tampon and said "TEA TIME!"
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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