Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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What's grosser than gross?
Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.
What's even grosser than that?
When one of them throws up.
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Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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A Woman asks a Waiter What is this fly doing in my Ice cream?
The waiter says, "SHIVERING MADAM".
Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?
A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
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Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
How is an earnest lawyer called?
An oxymoron.