Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Client: "The blue looks OK, but it would be great if it was a little more orange. Like "blorange."
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
A blonde comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. ‘Yoo-hoo!’ she shouts. ‘How can I get to the other side?’ The other blonde looks around then shouts back, ‘You are on the other side!’
David Hasselhoff walks into a bar, and says to the barman, ‘I want you to call me David Hoff.’ ‘Sure,’ says the barman. ‘No hassle.’
What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? They know how many men went down on the Titanic.
A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man walks in. "I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!" "Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!" The customer left.