Best jokes ever

Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Vote:
has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Vote:
has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, Santa
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
Vote:
has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
Vote:
has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
Vote:
has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, weather, Yo mama
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.
Vote:
has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Vote:
has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Vote:
has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, memory
A rather drunk man was walking along the street one day. He was staggering quite a bit and made two nuns that were approaching him, very nervous. The two nuns split apart and one walked to the man's left and one walked to the man's right. After the nuns were past the man, he turned around and said, "Now how the hell did she do that?"
Vote:
has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drunk
What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!
Vote:
has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
<<<1249125012511252
More jokes →
Page 1249 of 1427.