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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
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‘Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, “So, what did you think?”’ Steven Wright
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
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Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.
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A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
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"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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