Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.
"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
Client: "The blue looks OK, but it would be great if it was a little more orange. Like "blorange."
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.
Change is hard. Have you ever tried to bend a coin?