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What do you call a woman that works like a man?? Lazy.
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I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
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A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message. ‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’ The operator reads it back then says, ‘Y’ know, we charge per ten words. You could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’ ‘No thanks,’ says the dog.
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Why did the frog cross the road? Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
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What’s a swimmer’s favourite sport? Pool.
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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.
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OK, who put a stop payment on my reality check?
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The cost of living is the difference between your net income and your gross habits!
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What does a blonde use for protection during sex? A bus shelter.
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I’ve know John a long time and am considered a bit of a father figure to him. I have watched him crawl around on his knees, drink from a bottle and I’ve cleaned up after him but enough about the Bachelor Party.
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