Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ?
The stories of whites start: Once upon a time...
The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
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Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
A: There are twenty of them.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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