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Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.
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"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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has 35.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: blonde, knock-knock, stupid
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Client: "The blue looks OK, but it would be great if it was a little more orange. Like "blorange."
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Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
Change is hard. Have you ever tried to bend a coin?
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money
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