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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, life
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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has 36.07 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
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has 36.05 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
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has 36.04 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, gay
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