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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad? A: Dady issues!
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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