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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
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has 34.05 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 34.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, fart, women
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 33.99 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
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has 33.96 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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has 33.91 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: racist
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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has 33.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, military, war
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