Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.