Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-saur-ass
Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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