What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? The bucket.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.