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Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast... Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, time
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death, health, life
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, Chuck Norris, doctor
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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has 32.26 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
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has 32.20 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: bar, christian, religious
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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has 32.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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has 32.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, time
A lawyer and a basketball player want to make a deal. Suggest a place where both of them would be happy to meet. Of course, they should at the court.
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has 32.17 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, lawyer, sport
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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has 32.17 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
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