Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast...
Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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A lawyer and a basketball player want to make a deal.
Suggest a place where both of them would be happy to meet.
Of course, they should at the court.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.