Panic: When your babysitter calls to ask where you keep the fire extinguisher.
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
Why are blondes only allowed a thirty-minute lunch break? If they took an hour it would take too long to retrain them.
What are cat-erpillars afraid of? Dog-erpillars.
How does a blonde answer the question, ‘Are you sexually active?’ ‘No, I just lie there.’
What does a blonde say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?
When is a door sweet and tasty? When its jammed!
Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife. Boy:- papa mom has died. father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.