Little Billy looks at the chimpanzees from the zoo.
Mama, little Billy shouts, this monkey looks like our neighbour, Mr. Danny.
Billy, it’s not polite to talk like that!
Why? The chimpanzee doesn’t understand...
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Two tomatoes are trying to pass the street.
Suddenly, the one screams to the other: "CAR!"
(splash)
"WHERE?"
(splash)
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?
A: To get hit by my car.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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I saw the priest watching pornography.
Should I get jelous?
-Johnny, 11 years old.
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