Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first? Boy2: The blonde? Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
What difference is between a man and Paris? The Paris remains Paris!
How do insects communicate? By bee mail.
The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...