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Little Billy looks at the chimpanzees from the zoo. Mama, little Billy shouts, this monkey looks like our neighbour, Mr. Danny. Billy, it’s not polite to talk like that! Why? The chimpanzee doesn’t understand...
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Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, men
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: husband, men, work
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Two tomatoes are trying to pass the street. Suddenly, the one screams to the other: "CAR!" (splash) "WHERE?" (splash)
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, fat
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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has 28.99 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money, technology
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 28.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I saw the priest watching pornography. Should I get jelous? -Johnny, 11 years old.
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has 28.90 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: age, little Johnny, priest
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