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Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel.
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life
Question: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Answer: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: women
She has her husband eating out of the palm of her hand – it saves on the washing-up.
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: marriage
What does a white chick and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts !
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has 28.06 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone.  She decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home.  When he eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it. After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started to get changed, whistling happy tunes and singing and dancing while he did so. He grabbed his phone and dialed a number.  His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting to someone.  "Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then will join you," he said. "As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon, honey!"  Then he hung up and walked out of the room. In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter.  Through teary eyes, she read: "I could see your feet you idiot, I am going out to buy bread."
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has 28.02 % from 1649 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, music, women
There is no logical foundation of mathematics, and Gödel has proved it!
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has 27.97 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: math
Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.
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has 27.93 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, ugly
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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has 27.88 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids
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