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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
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What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
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This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
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There was an old man named Bill, and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred. Bill's wife always commented on how happy he looked after a game. But one day he came home from their weekly game looking terrible and very tired. His wife asked, "What's the matter, Bill? You always seem so happy after golf and you look miserable right now." Bill said, "Well, something terrible happened. Fred had a heart attack on the first hole." "My God, honey!" said the wife, rushing to comfort him. "That must've been terrible!" "It was," he said. "All day long it was: hit the ball, drag Fred to the ball, and then hit it again..."
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How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. Squash
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Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
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