How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
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He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman?
A: Inserting the anchovies
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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What’s sicker than driving over a baby?
Skidding.
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What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.
Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.