Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Windows: Artificial Intelligence!
What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What's a bee's favourite sport? Rugbee.
Did you hear about the cover-all insurance policy? If you bump your head, they pay you a lump sum.
Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.