What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.
Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.
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I saw the priest watching pornography.
Should I get jelous?
-Johnny, 11 years old.
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Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
A: How do children in Baghdad do?
A: Bombastically.
"Where did you born?"
"At the hospital!"
"Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
What is a baby?
"A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."
