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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
My wife is so kinky, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "Don't forget to pull my hair" I accidentally swallowed some WhiteOut last night. Woke up with a massive correction.
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has 27.61 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: doctor, sex, wife
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
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has 27.60 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
Q: What do black people smoke? A: Niggerettes.
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has 27.59 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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has 27.58 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science, time
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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has 27.58 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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has 27.49 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
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has 27.43 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans? A: The black one takes your watch.
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has 27.36 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: racist
The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.
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has 27.32 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: money
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