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Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. Squash
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What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater? A plain clothes police dog!
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Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
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What's small, and red, and full of holes? A baby on a bed of nails.
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Patient: "How much do you charge for extracting a tooth?" Doctor: "Fifty rupees." Patient: "Fifty ruppes, for only a few second’s work?" Doctor: "Well, I will do it very slowly." Patient: "How much is for the operation?" Doctor: "Rupees on thousand." Patient: "But it was a serious one." Doctor: "Nonsense. You can’t buy a serious operation for Rupees one Thousand now-a days."
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Two tomatoes are trying to pass the street. Suddenly, the one screams to the other: "CAR!" (splash) "WHERE?" (splash)
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
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How do you hide your money from a mexican?
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has 27.70 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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has 27.69 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, racist, Yo mama
When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.
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