Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
What is a baby?
"A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."
Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
"Where did you born?"
"At the hospital!"
"Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?
A: A soggy butt.
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What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him.
"I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw.
"You always lose control at the same point in every game."
"When is that?"
"Right after the National Anthem."
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.