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Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
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has 27.71 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
How do you kill half of Ethiopia? Throw a piece of bread off a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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has 27.69 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
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has 27.66 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
I came downstairs this morning and my wife asked me what I wanted for breakfast. So I said, ‘Eggs, bacon, fried bread and mushrooms.’ At least that’s what I meant to say. What I actually said was, ‘You’ve ruined my life, you fat ugly witch.’
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has 27.66 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: marriage
When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.
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has 27.66 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: phone, women
Baby, at midnight we celebrate one year from the last time you kissed me. Look how time files!
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: life, time
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
My wife is so kinky, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "Don't forget to pull my hair" I accidentally swallowed some WhiteOut last night. Woke up with a massive correction.
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has 27.61 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: doctor, sex, wife
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