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There’s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.
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He doesn’t like to drink. It’s just something to do while he gets drunk.
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I drink to steady my nerves. Last night I got so steady I couldn’t move.
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It’s night and a drunk is crawling along the pavement looking for something. A passer-by offers to help and asks what’s missing. The drunk replies that he’s lost his watch. ‘And where abouts did you lose it?’ asks the passer-by. ‘About half a mile up the road,’ replies the drunk. ‘So why are you doing down here?’ asks the passer-by. The drunk replies, ‘Down here the lighting is better.’
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‘He’s spending a year dead for tax purposes.’ Douglas Adams
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Why has Guinness got a white head on it? So when you’re drunk you know which end to start on.
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A husband gives his wife a complete mink outfit for her birthday – a 12-bore shotgun and some traps.
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He drank so much beer that when he ate a peanut you could hear the splash.
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What would you call a drunk who works at an upholstery shop? A recovering alcoholic.
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