Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
A blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the road.' 'Why don't you look for it there?' 'Because the light's better here!'
What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!