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Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
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A blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
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How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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has 27.12 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: bible, catholic, Chuck Norris
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
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has 27.09 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
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has 26.99 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the road.' 'Why don't you look for it there?' 'Because the light's better here!'
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: money
What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
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