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What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO? I don't know, I've never seen either one.
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How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek? One.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
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He named the street he built after his wife. It was very apt, as she was cold, hard, cracked and only got ploughed around Christmas.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: marriage
How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, football
Windows: Weapon off mass destruction!
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