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Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
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"Where does the Colonel keep his armies?" "Up his sleevies!"
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Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
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Why are old socks good for golf? Because they have eighteen holes.
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Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
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What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!
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"Waiter, this vinegar is rather lumpy." Waiter: "That's because they're pickled onions, sir."
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Uncle Harry is very rich. His dog was lonely so he bought it a boy to play with. ‘He’s spending a year dead for tax purposes.’ Douglas Adams
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To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.
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