What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet A: A Budweiser in each hand!
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
A blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.
One day President Trump's motorcade was heading to the Mexican border to see first hand progress on The Wall. All of a sudden a naked lone figure was seen bent over on the side of the road. Wanting to help the president ordered the motorcade to stop. He got out and approached the figure and suddenly realized it was Nancy Pelosi. She was naked with her wrists handcuffed to her ankles. The president said, "OMG Nancy what happened?" She cried out that she was kidnapped by a bunch of people wearing MAGA hats and left to die! The president said "Well I'm not going to let that happen" as he was unzipping his zipper. He yelled out to the motorcade "OK boys the line starts behind me"
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies