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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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has 27.27 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, disgusting
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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has 27.24 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, racist, Yo mama
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be? Out for the count!
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie. You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. You ever cut your grass and found a car. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner. You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'. You own a homemade fur coat. The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You can get dog hair from out of your belly button. The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction. People hear your car a long time before they see it.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, car, drunk, kids, wife
He was such a big baby that the doctor was afraid to slap him.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: kids
A bloke walks into a pub and sees Van Gogh standing at the bar. ‘Hi Van, can I get you a drink?’ ‘No, thanks, I got one ear.’
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy". The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, baby, bar, blonde, ginger
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, technology, time, Yo mama
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