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How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. Squash
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: IT
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, cop, ginger
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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has 24.09 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
At the Court discussion between judge and villager: So you was propeling surrogate alcohol? Me? No! What do you mean no? You have a device for that... means propeled. Then please judge me also for rape... So you have raped someone also? Well no... but I have a device...
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has 24.08 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: life
I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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has 24.07 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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has 24.03 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist, white people
Little Johnny had just returned from his summer break and gone back to school. Three days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Hold on," she said. "I had Johnny with me for the entire summer and I never called you once when he misbehaved."
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has 23.94 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, phone, school, teacher
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