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How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music
Jones aside. ‘You’re in perfect health,’ he says. ‘Your wife didn’t give me an erection, either.’
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has 27.16 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: sex
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
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has 27.09 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb? A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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has 27.09 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
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has 26.99 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the road.' 'Why don't you look for it there?' 'Because the light's better here!'
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: money
What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol? A: Tequila Mockingbird
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, school
Change is hard. Have you ever tried to bend a coin?
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: money
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