A pirate walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in.
Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?"
"Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"
A famous boxer must be operated by appendicitis.
From the operation room the doctor gets out holding himself to the walls with a bruised eye and says:
A can’t do this anymore!
I try to anesthetize him, I count until 9 and he gets up and starts punching me...
Jones aside. ‘You’re in perfect health,’ he says.
‘Your wife didn’t give me an erection, either.’
When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough.
Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?
A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons?
It means the future will be great!
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