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Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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has 28.32 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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has 28.32 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, religious, wine
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
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has 28.32 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together... A: A pack of Gorillas.
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has 28.31 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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has 28.27 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit. We put the tape in and started to copy the movements. After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws. It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake! How we laughed!!!!
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has 28.27 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 28.23 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
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has 28.23 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
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has 28.12 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal
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