If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn...
Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.
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Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.
Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico?
A: You roll a penny
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"