A bloke walks into a pub and sees Van Gogh standing at the bar.
‘Hi Van, can I get you a drink?’
‘No, thanks, I got one ear.’
A ham sandwich walked into a bar and the bartender said: "We don't sell to ham sandwiches."
But the sandwich replied: "That's okay, I only want a beer."
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count?
Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
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Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
Under his work boots.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Jones aside. ‘You’re in perfect health,’ he says.
‘Your wife didn’t give me an erection, either.’
Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?
A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees.
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied.
'I lost it down the road.'
'Why don't you look for it there?'
'Because the light's better here!'