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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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has 28.27 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 28.26 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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has 28.25 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, racist, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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has 28.23 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, masturbation, Yo mama
Jesus won't come back again. Why? Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
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has 28.23 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, easter
Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
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has 28.23 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans? A: The black one takes your watch.
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has 28.14 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
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has 28.14 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black people
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
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has 28.12 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal
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