Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together...
A: A pack of Gorillas.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn...
Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit.
We put the tape in and started to copy the movements.
After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws.
It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake!
How we laughed!!!!
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Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Mrs. Williams: Ok kids let's play soccer
SMACK!
Anna:OW!
Mrs. Williams: What happened Anna?
Anna: Andy punched me!
Mrs. Williams : Why did you punch Anna,Andy?
Andy: You said let's play sock her, so I did.
I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.
Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.