The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit.
We put the tape in and started to copy the movements.
After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws.
It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake!
How we laughed!!!!
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Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
Mrs. Williams: Ok kids let's play soccer
SMACK!
Anna:OW!
Mrs. Williams: What happened Anna?
Anna: Andy punched me!
Mrs. Williams : Why did you punch Anna,Andy?
Andy: You said let's play sock her, so I did.
I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.
Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
"But my elderly aunt was considered a highly respectable spinster!" the society matron protested.
"Can't you find some way to cover up the shocking fact that she died in bed while being simultaneously serviced by two paid studs?"
"You just leave it to me, Mrs. Van Horn," soothed the police officer.
"I'll just put it in my report that she died at the stroke of two."
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What does a white chick and a tampon have in common?
They're both stuck up cunts !