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A bloke walks into a pub and sees Van Gogh standing at the bar. ‘Hi Van, can I get you a drink?’ ‘No, thanks, I got one ear.’
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
A ham sandwich walked into a bar and the bartender said: "We don't sell to ham sandwiches." But the sandwich replied: "That's okay, I only want a beer."
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bartender, beer, food
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
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has 27.23 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: food, racist, work
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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has 27.18 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, racist, Yo mama
Jones aside. ‘You’re in perfect health,’ he says. ‘Your wife didn’t give me an erection, either.’
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has 27.16 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window? A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
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has 27.12 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, atheist
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
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has 27.09 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: sex
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the road.' 'Why don't you look for it there?' 'Because the light's better here!'
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