What does a white chick and a tampon have in common?
They're both stuck up cunts !
Not too long ago, there was a woman who wanted to know how her husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone.
She decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore.
After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home.
When he eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it.
After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter.
Then he started to get changed, whistling happy tunes and singing and dancing while he did so. He grabbed his phone and dialed a number.
His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting to someone.
"Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes then will join you," he said.
"As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon, honey!"
Then he hung up and walked out of the room.
In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter.
Through teary eyes, she read: "I could see your feet you idiot, I am going out to buy bread."
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breath!!!!
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
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Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico?
A: You roll a penny
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How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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There are two types of ostriches - Grey and Blue.
Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand.
The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.