I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
Football match Romania – Russia.
Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia:
“You’ve won!
Stop.
Congratulations!
Stop.
Oil!
Stop.
Gas!
Stop...
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breath!!!!
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Vote:
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
Doc, isn't it harmful to drink a shot before eating?
No it's not, if you don't eat too often..
There are two types of ostriches - Grey and Blue.
Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand.
The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.
Definition of a man with manners – he gets out of the bath to pee.
Question: How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie?
Answer: His lips begin to move.