Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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There are two types of ostriches - Grey and Blue.
Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand.
The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
Doc, isn't it harmful to drink a shot before eating?
No it's not, if you don't eat too often..
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?" asked the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.