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A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, horse
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game, IT, technology
Yo mama so fat she died.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, death, fat, insulting
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, time
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
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has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: baby, IT, marriage
Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
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has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows? He wanted to be very clear!
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has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: school
All my friends, we was ready for the second riot. No, not like the first one, where we were just grabbing stuff at random it wouldn't be like that. I've got a thousand boxes of Pampers; I don't know what I'm going to do with it. No, no, this time we had a list. We were going to get the stuff we need. Everybody on my block has bought a U-Haul..
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