One morning I called my girlfriend and his father picked "Hello who are you?" I heard that heavy voice and quickly replied a while "hey Eric where are you the choir is about to begin?" "What choir?" he asked. "Come on Eric stop kidding around and get your ass over here" the father then replied "Sorry am not Eric and I don't know what you are talking about I am dr Stephen" he said. I then said "oh sorry I must have misdialled" I then hang up and decided I am never gonna call that girl again...
I got really love sick the other day working away from home. Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’ Fred Allen
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
How do you know which one is your boss from a crowd of 500 people? You say: “My boss is a stupidest asshole!”
A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.