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One morning I called my girlfriend and his father picked "Hello who are you?" I heard that heavy voice and quickly replied a while "hey Eric where are you the choir is about to begin?" "What choir?" he asked. "Come on Eric stop kidding around and get your ass over here" the father then replied "Sorry am not Eric and I don't know what you are talking about I am dr Stephen" he said. I then said "oh sorry I must have misdialled" I then hang up and decided I am never gonna call that girl again...
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has 26.88 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: church, communication, dad, phone, relationship
I got really love sick the other day working away from home. Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.
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has 26.83 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: doctor, marriage
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
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has 26.83 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
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has 26.83 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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has 26.83 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, men, women
‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’ Fred Allen
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has 26.79 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black people, Yo mama
How do you know which one is your boss from a crowd of 500 people? You say: “My boss is a stupidest asshole!”
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: life
A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, horse
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
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