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Who is little, black and jumps? A flee! But who’s big, black and jumps? Dr. Alban!
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What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat: In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet! In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
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My girlfriend used to fake foreplay. A man falls asleep on a beach and gets severe sunburn. He’s rushed to hospital by his wife
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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What color is a burp? It's burple!
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What about Where does a General keep his Armys? In his sleevies!
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Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
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How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
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