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Q: What is the official sport of Mexico? A: Border jump
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has 25.99 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!
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has 25.99 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, knock-knock
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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has 25.99 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, family, golf
Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands. ‘Tell me,’ says one. ‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’ ‘No,’ says the other. ‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
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has 25.97 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: sex
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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has 25.97 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
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has 25.93 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: April fools, christian
Man returning with his wife from guests. Drunk man drives car better than his sober wife. But there is only one problem, how to explain that to the policeman?
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization. The only way to get home was to swim. The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning. The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark. The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, ginger
I've got this black friend... just kidding.
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has 25.87 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: racist
Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.
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has 25.85 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: sex
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