Q: What is the official sport of Mexico?
A: Border jump
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream land on you!
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands.
‘Tell me,’ says one.
‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’
‘No,’ says the other.
‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
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Man returning with his wife from guests.
Drunk man drives car better than his sober wife.
But there is only one problem, how to explain that to the policeman?
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization.
The only way to get home was to swim.
The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning.
The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark.
The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
I've got this black friend... just kidding.
Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.