Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
An old man asks a blond: If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help? If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
Little Billy looks at the chimpanzees from the zoo. Mama, little Billy shouts, this monkey looks like our neighbour, Mr. Danny. Billy, it’s not polite to talk like that! Why? The chimpanzee doesn’t understand...
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
The man says, "Will you buy booze?" The bum says, "No." The man says, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum says, "No." So the man says, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were asked where they would like to go. The brunette said she would like to go to Mars. The redhead said she would like to go to Venus. The blonde said she would like to go to the Sun. "But you would burn up", said the brunette. "Well, I would go at night. Duh", said the blonde.
Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.