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There once was two people Lisa and Brian They got married and had a child. The only problem was that the child was only a head, he had no arms, legs or torso. So all his life he was picked on and teased and he always wished he had a body. So when he turned 21 his dad took him to a bar and let him have his first beer ever. When he drank a whole bottle an arm popped out. When he drank more bottles more body parts popped out. After drinking many beers he finally had a whole body. As they left the bar, he was very drunk and was hit by a bus and he died. The moral of the story "Quit while you're a head."
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, kids, life, marriage
Man returning with his wife from guests. Drunk man drives car better than his sober wife. But there is only one problem, how to explain that to the policeman?
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There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.
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has 25.85 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, racist
Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.
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has 25.85 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: sex
The old woman comes to a gynecologist. He inspects her and says with the surprice: An old woman, you're pregnant! How did you managed at your age...? Oh, those teens. They always asks to tell them everything, then show and give to try...
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has 25.82 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition." "Batted .007," his wife added.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: sport, wife
What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: IT
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: IT
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