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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
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has 26.11 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, Yo mama
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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has 26.11 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, men, women
Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.
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has 26.07 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
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has 25.99 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands. ‘Tell me,’ says one. ‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’ ‘No,’ says the other. ‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
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has 25.97 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: sex
There once was two people Lisa and Brian They got married and had a child. The only problem was that the child was only a head, he had no arms, legs or torso. So all his life he was picked on and teased and he always wished he had a body. So when he turned 21 his dad took him to a bar and let him have his first beer ever. When he drank a whole bottle an arm popped out. When he drank more bottles more body parts popped out. After drinking many beers he finally had a whole body. As they left the bar, he was very drunk and was hit by a bus and he died. The moral of the story "Quit while you're a head."
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, kids, life, marriage
Man returning with his wife from guests. Drunk man drives car better than his sober wife. But there is only one problem, how to explain that to the policeman?
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life
A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest. 
The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!" "
The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!" 
 The old geezer says... (We're waiting...)
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, horse, old people
Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.
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has 25.85 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: sex
Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
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has 25.82 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, car, death, heaven
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