Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it!
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat? Because he couldn't afjord a new one!
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his chequebook open.
What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
At the Court discussion between judge and villager: So you was propeling surrogate alcohol? Me? No! What do you mean no? You have a device for that... means propeled. Then please judge me also for rape... So you have raped someone also? Well no... but I have a device...