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Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it!
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: money
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why did the Viking buy an old boat? Because he couldn't afjord a new one!
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
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has 25.64 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, time
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his chequebook open.
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has 25.64 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: marriage
What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
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has 25.64 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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has 25.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, time
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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has 25.45 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, religious, weather
At the Court discussion between judge and villager: So you was propeling surrogate alcohol? Me? No! What do you mean no? You have a device for that... means propeled. Then please judge me also for rape... So you have raped someone also? Well no... but I have a device...
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has 25.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: life
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