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Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
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Those poor cops, they put themselves in the line of fire to protect and serve us – yet we make jokes about them. Maybe if so many fat police officers weren’t sitting in a Dunkin Doughnuts writing speeding tickets they’d be left alone.
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What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun? A computer that won’t go down.
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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
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Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'
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Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
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Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
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Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
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An old man asks a blond: If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help? If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
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