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What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
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How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Two. One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Sign over a pub bar: ‘Due to the recent water shortage, beer will now be served at full strength.’
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
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has 26.11 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog, gay, sex
Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
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has 26.11 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, marriage, money
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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has 26.11 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
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has 26.01 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, Yo mama
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