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Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'
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Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
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Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
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Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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The man says, "Will you buy booze?" The bum says, "No." The man says, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum says, "No." So the man says, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
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A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were asked where they would like to go. The brunette said she would like to go to Mars. The redhead said she would like to go to Venus. The blonde said she would like to go to the Sun. "But you would burn up", said the brunette. "Well, I would go at night. Duh", said the blonde.
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Q: WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer--do you have a locker room in the police station--a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties? A: Yes sir, we do.
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Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
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What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room.
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