Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man?
A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
Those poor cops, they put themselves in the line of fire to protect and serve us – yet we make jokes about them.
Maybe if so many fat police officers weren’t sitting in a Dunkin Doughnuts writing speeding tickets they’d be left alone.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun?
A computer that won’t go down.
What did the idiot call his pet zebra?
Spot!
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A. Divorcee'
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
An old man asks a blond:
If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help?
If he can’t manage me by himself off course!