Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?
Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
Jane. ‘It didn’t work for us.’ ‘Of course it wouldn’t,’ replies Mary. ‘You have to go alone.’
What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth? (A molar bear!)
What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!