Q: What is the official sport of Mexico? A: Border jump
What do you give the princess who has everything? A seatbelt and an airbag.
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to. They landed in each other. Who was wrong? The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn’t have. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.
How long does it take a Mexican to build a, holy shit they're done!