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Q: What is the official sport of Mexico? A: Border jump
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has 23.61 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
What do you give the princess who has everything? A seatbelt and an airbag.
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has 23.59 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to. They landed in each other. Who was wrong? The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
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has 23.58 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse
I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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has 23.57 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!
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has 23.51 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, driving, insulting, white people
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!
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has 23.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, knock-knock
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn’t have. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
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has 23.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, health, old people, phone
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
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has 23.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.
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has 23.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How long does it take a Mexican to build a, holy shit they're done!
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has 23.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life
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