Q: What is the official sport of Mexico?
A: Border jump
What do you give the princess who has everything?
A seatbelt and an airbag.
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to.
They landed in each other.
Who was wrong?
The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour?
A: Because a black man is driving it!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream land on you!
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Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn’t have.
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
How long does it take a Mexican to build a, holy shit they're done!